i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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