Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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