I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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