Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize
