we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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