Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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