It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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