let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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