I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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