why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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