It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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