Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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