so explain again why im purple
no
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Randomize
