Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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