we have pet lesbian snakes
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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