somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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