Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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