is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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