big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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