Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
