She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
operation have a gay friend backfired
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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