Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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