Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize