i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Randomize
