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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY

  (614): View more from Ohio

  handstands? WTF?

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  she was a gymnast

  (614): View more from Ohio

   go to hell.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?

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• (646): View more from New York

  The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols

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• (707): View more from California

  please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Cats found the secret coke stash again

  (519): View more from Ontario

  They owe us $80.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..

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• (310): View more from California

  How was the party last night?

  (314): View more from Missouri

  There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am

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