I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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