Cold hands, warm shart.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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