I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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