i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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