She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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