I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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