New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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