Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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