your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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