I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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