you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
