OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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