i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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