Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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