we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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