She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
where are you?
Hypothermia
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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