why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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