No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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