super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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