I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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