I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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