And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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