When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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