her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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