Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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