And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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